Reading Chinese exercise

More Taiwanese politicians jokes ….. Jokes no 6 is the best, IMHO.

 

3.

深夜,阿扁总统要去帮阿珍买夜宵。

结果在路上遇到抢匪[1]

抢匪拿着枪指着阿扁说:把身上的钱交出来!

阿扁勃然大怒[2]说:你这什麽态度?我可是堂堂总统耶!"

抢匪:喔! ? 把我的钱还来。

 

4.

某天,总统、五院院长等大官一起参加一个会议,结果发生连环车祸[3],送至医院急救[4],记者们闻风赶至医院。….

稍久[5],医生出来了,记者忙着问:

医生!医生!总统有救吗?

医生沮丧[6]的摇摇头说:唉..总统没救了

记者又问:"医生!医生!行政院长有救吗?

医生又沮丧的摇摇头说:唉也没救了

记者就问:那到底谁有救?

医生精神一[7]说:台湾有救了!

 

. 5.

有一天陈水扁总统前往某家精神病院视察,所有的病患[8]都站在走廊[9]上高声欢呼,陈水扁万岁!陈水扁万岁!

只有一名病患面无表情,对总统不理不睬[10]

陈水扁看到了,於是问院长说:

那位病人为什麽不对我欢呼呢?

院长:因为他今天精神非常正常[11]

 

6.

一辆竞选[12][13]着陈水扁竞选团队开到乡村去造[14]不幸[15]在山间小路上翻车,正在农田里干活的老农民看见这情景,就赶到出事地点,可是车上的人都死光了,於是他[16]了一个土坑,把几个政客都[17]了。

过了几天,负责[18]事故勘察[19]的警察找到那个老农民,问他那几个政客到哪里去了,老农民说己经埋了,警察赶紧[20]追问:他们都死了吗?

老农回答说:嗯~ 我看到陈水扁在我埋他的时候大叫说他还没死。

警察说:那你怎麽也把他埋了?

老农说:你知道的嘛?这个陈水扁从不说实话的….

 

 

 


[1] Qiang3 fei3         (robber)

[2] Bo2 ran2 da4 nu4             (fly into rage)

[3] Che huo4            (traffic accident)

[4] Ji2 jiu4                 (emergency treatment)

[5] Shao jiu               ( little time later)

[6] Ju3 sang4            (dispirited)

[7] Zhen4                  (rise up with spirit)

[8] Bing4 huan4      (patient)

[9] Zou3 lang2         (corridor)

[10] Bu4 li3 bu4 cai3               (expressionless)

[11] Zheng4 chang2                                (normal)

[12] Jing4 xuan3      (campaigning for election)

[13] Zai4                    (carry)

[14] Shi4                    (influence)

[15] Bu4 xing4          (unfortunately)

[16] Wa                      (dig)

[17] Mai2                   (bury)

[18] Fu4 ze2              (in charge of)

[19] Kan cha2           (reconnaissance)

[20] Gan3 jin3          (hurriedly)

 
 
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