Malaysian scene from a blogger

Once a while I read blogs Malaysian political blogs to keep abreast of the situation over there. Ktemoc is a good writer, and he is funny too.

 

 (note:

  • Pasembur – a Malaysian Indian salad consisting of shredded cucumber, turnip, potatoes, beancurd, bean sprouts, prawn fritters, … or sometime called Indian rojak)
  • IGP – Inspector general of Police, the highest rank police officer in Malaysia
  • Sin Chew – popular Chinese daily in Malaysia
  • The Star – popular English daily in Malaysia
  • MACC – Malaysia’s anti corruption agency
  • MIC – ethnic Indian political party belonging  to ruling government coalition party
  • Alamak – means “Oh no! “ or ‘Oh my god !”
  • Thamby – younger brother in Tamil, but is often used  as endearing honorific by ethnic Indian in Malaysia

 

Political Pasembur 2  by Ktemoc

 

Star Online Poll: Most citizens concerned over high crime rate reported:

 

According to the Home Ministry’s website, as at 6 pm yesterday, 97% of 6,678 respondents to its poll said they did not feel safe due to the high crime rate.

 

More than half of the respondents formed this opinion because they or their family members were victims of crime while 36% of the respondents were influenced by news about crime.

 

… which is why the IGP must go. He’s utterly useless as a police chief.

 

Sin Chew:  Government targets to cut street crimes by 20%.

 

See my comments above on who should be sacked. Only then would we be able to talk about crime rate reduction.

 

Then the Star also reported Death threats against MACC’s lead investigator which tells us:

 

The lead investigator probing alleged abuse of constituency funds by Selangor assemblymen has been reassigned after receiving threats. Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission head Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan said: “As there was a threat on his life, we took him off the case and reassigned him elsewhere. We are doing this for his own security.”

 

Bullshit – stop posing the MACC as a victim. We all remember Teoh Beng Hock was killed while in their custody.

 

Star Online Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive reported:

 

… he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

 

17 TIMES!!! Merely performing his duty as a husband???

 

… in another case, Perubatan Islam Mustajab specialist Nazri Md Isa said an 18-year-old woman had filed for fasakh after her husband asked her for sex more than 10 times a day.

 

More than 10 TIMES a day!!!

 

F* hell (sorry, pun not intended) those blokes have made me …….. develop an inferiority complex.

 

But fortunately my self-esteem was restored somewhat when Star also reported:

 

Religious leader Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz claimed that it was not impossible for a man to have sex many times in one night if he was “friendly with the devil”.

 

“It is not impossible for the devil to have carnal intercourse with the man’s wife.

 

“This happens because the devil can appear to look like the husband,” he said.

 

Phew (for me), and boo for their wives.

 

… and I am beginning to understand why the Indians, under MIC, have lagged so far behind when I read the Star’s Security guard ‘slapped’ by ghosts at housing area.

 

Apparently S. Albert, a 32-year old Indian, a security guard in Port Dickson was said to have been slapped by ghosts.

 

Alamak, tambi, people are having multiple shags with the help of the devil, and you were slapped instead. You’re a born loser, aren’t you.

 

Bloody poor MIC leadership wakakaka.

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